Some light humor at a time of year when the nights are long and the days are cold.
am out of the office for the next week. If you have any questions in my
absence, please look deep inside your soul for the answers."
am currently on vacation and am not giving this place a thought while I
frolic in the sun and surf. I will answer your message when I drag
myself, weeping, back to the office in two weeks."
"I am away.
Whatever you are contacting me about, no, I didn't get to it before I
left. Probably won't get to it when I come back, either."
"I am out searching for the meaning of life. If I don't find it, I'll be back at my desk in a week."
(These were inspired by a humorous out-of-office message I saw recently.)